More wisdom from Ned

nedhepburn:

PARENTS: STOP DRESSING YOUR CHILDREN UP LIKE 26 YEAR OLD DOUCHEBAGS IN MARKETING / COLLEGE-AGE POT DEALERS. 
Other captions for this photograph:
Lil’ Douchebag: the new line from JC Penny. 
“Yo my mom has issues with staying relevant in the sub-culture (which by now is, like, the actual culture, yo) and refuses to dress me like an actual child. Gimme my juicebox, b!”
“Where the honeys at? I say this because I just stopped breastfeeding about a week ago.”
“Yo you see that new diaper bag on Hypebeast, son?”
More wisdom from Ned

nedhepburn:

PARENTS: STOP DRESSING YOUR CHILDREN UP LIKE 26 YEAR OLD DOUCHEBAGS IN MARKETING / COLLEGE-AGE POT DEALERS. 

Other captions for this photograph:

  • Lil’ Douchebag: the new line from JC Penny.
  • “Yo my mom has issues with staying relevant in the sub-culture (which by now is, like, the actual culture, yo) and refuses to dress me like an actual child. Gimme my juicebox, b!”
  • “Where the honeys at? I say this because I just stopped breastfeeding about a week ago.”
  • “Yo you see that new diaper bag on Hypebeast, son?”
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